Yay! for new Sad Shop Card Items

Check out these great new items from Sad Shop Cards!!

New Sad Shop Onesies and Cards are ready for you to order from your Abraham Associates rep or order online today. See below for list of new items.

  • Minimum Order: $100 

  • Cards – order in 6’s, $2.50 net each 

  • Onesies – order in 3’s, $12.50 net each

  • Flat Shipping Fee: $15

new Baby Onesies





new Holiday Cards for 2018

  • All I want for Christmas is a new president.

  • Rudolph was too cool for reindeer games anyway.

  • Dear Santa, please stop kissing mommy.

  • Best holiday wishes from our dystopian future.

new Valentine Cards for 2019

  • My therapist says I'm great.

  • You had me at I hate parties.

  • I'm glad you're single too.

  • I like my men how I like my pizza. With pizza.

  • The world is a mess, but I'm glad you're in it.

  • My heart is as full of love as the ocean is full of plastic.

  • Steal my heart, but don't steal my food.

  • I'm proud of you for picking me.

You can also ORDER ONLINE.
Let us know if you need a login to the new Sad Shop wholesale site for convenient ordering.